Total Medals Earned: 1,105 (From 187 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,130 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 7/15 (55/210 points)
Find 5 hidden Virgo symbols
Out with the old. In with the new
Find 1 hidden virgo symbol
Find 25 hidden Virgo symbols
Find 40 hidden Virgo symbols
Intentionally damaging property
Creative use of a wall
Funny messages on the walls
Teach that pervert a lesson!
Learn how to pick locks
Find all 60 hidden Virgo symbols
It took you how many tries?
Just a sadistic little devil!
Nobody is allowed in the bathroom
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 13/30 (75/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (250/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/27 (95/490 points)
Activate Autoplay for the first time
View the credits
Finish the first song
Play the tutorial
Get 5 stars on the first song
Play 9 songs
hit 1600 perfect notes
Unlock 24 stars
Finish the third song
Finish the second song
Hit 150 bad notes
Finish the fourth song
Finish the fifth song
Hit 400 perfect notes
Unlock 17 stars
Activate Autoplay 24 times
Unlock 10 stars
Hit 900 perfect notes
Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
Play 16 songs
Finish a song without missing a note
Finish all songs
Unlock all stars
Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Medals Earned: 7/12 (60/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
Kill all of the enemies
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Keep your lives under 15
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in memory
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
