Total Medals Earned: 1,089 (From 186 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,035 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (120/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits